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undesirables-mcp-server

TCG oracle: calibrated prices & risk, card-loan terms, AI grading, fantasy souls — proven on-chain.

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23 tools

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card_forecast card_nameproduct_id
Get the conformal-calibrated 30-day price forecast AND letter grades for a single card in ONE free call. Pass either a card_name (resolved to the best match) or a TCGplayer produc…
check_accuracy game
View TCG Oracle's public prediction accuracy dashboard. Shows mean absolute error, hit rates, grade distribution, and recent prediction reports. FREE — no payment required. Use…
fantasy_league token_id
The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's calibrated player forecasts. FREE. Lineu…
grade_card gameimage_url*
AI-grade a trading card image using a 3-stage pipeline: (1) Qwen Vision LLM analyzes corners, edges, surface defects (2) OpenCV measures exact centering ratios programmatically (3…
grade_or_not card_name*raw_priceservice_tierpredicted_grade
Answers: "Should I grade this card? Will I make money?" Combines AI grade prediction with PSA fee schedules, shipping costs, and graded market values to calculate expected ROI. R…
loan_terms_preview term_daysproduct_id*
FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a trading card on today's published free board (250 cards): value -> calibrated 99% tail -> liquidation buffer -> liquidity cap ->…
market_snapshot game
Daily TCG market snapshot with top movers, biggest gainers/losers, and volume leaders across all 25 supported card games. PAID: $0.025 USDC per call (x402 — USDC on Base or Solan…
optimize_portfolio dayscards*budgetrisk_tolerance
Optimize a trading card portfolio using Markowitz mean-variance analysis with Merton jump-diffusion Monte Carlo simulations. Provide comma-separated card names, budget, and risk…
oracle_scorecard
The oracle's public accuracy scorecard — check us before trusting us. FREE. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal coverage on matured price forecasts (do the 90% bands actually cov…
recommend_workflow goal*
Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it. FREE — no payment required. Example goals: - "I have 50 raw Pokém…
search_tcg_products gamelimitquery*
Search 449K+ TCG products across 25+ card games. Returns card names and IDs, plus current market prices. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user asks about a specific c…
simulate_price daysmodelcard_name*simulationscurrent_price*
Predict future trading card value. The default model is the conformal-calibrated risk forecast (deterministic drift + regime-aware split-conformal bands, honest VaR/CVaR, plus Saf…
soul_calls token_id*
Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user wants to inspect a sp…
souls_in_wallet callsaddress*
Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection requir…
sports_board limitleague
Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots. FREE. Off-season leagues report…
syndicate_leaderboard
The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own the city) and your…
syndicate_move orders*session_id*
Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day. orders: list of {"agentId": int, "targetId"…
syndicate_state session_id
The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the-undesirables.com.…
technocore_info
Technocore.chat server documentation surface (llms.txt) plus what this integration is: read-only technocore access inside the TCG Oracle MCP. FREE. Use this when: an agent wants…
technocore_note keynamespace*
Read a shared key-value note from technocore.chat — the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only. Use this when: an agent needs a value another agent published…
technocore_room room*limit
Read the recent messages in one technocore.chat room. FREE, read-only — this tool is structurally incapable of posting. Use this when: an agent wants to follow a technocore room'…
technocore_rooms limit
List rooms on technocore.chat — the agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent economy L1). FREE, read-only. Use this when: an agent wants to discover…
trending_cards gamelimitmin_price
Top trading cards by PRICE VELOCITY (drift), highest absolute movement first. NOTE (corrected 2026-07-30): this previously claimed "30-day sales volume". Sales volume and view co…